Become shareholder of every publicly traded company. On the first full moon after payday, have your neobroker invest most of it.
Leave your wallet at home. Face card, no cash, no credit.
Offer bakeries and supermarkets to take all of their leftovers. They will thank you for reducing their waste. Coordinate via foodsharing.
Cancel your internet subscription. Surf on throttled cellular data. Change your browser.cache.check_doc_frequency setting.
Take cold showers. Wash your hair, face and hands with ice cold water.
Collect cans and bottles. Canning is recycling.
Islamize your ass. Use water instead of toilet paper. Half the population already does it that way.1
Cut your own hankies out of old tshirts. Wash them with your towels after use.
Switch to a nonelectric toothbrush. Same oral hygiene achievable.
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Didn’t factcheck. But we’re living in a toilet paper bubble for sure. ↩︎